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bigbardafree:

bigbardafree:

WHY THOUGH

#for when youre binding up your vicitm and gagging them #because they may be immobile and unable to talk #but at least they can smell the scent of blueberries when being thrown into your trunk (x)
ohhhh
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rocknrave221:

bluntafterblunts:

Do you ever just forget that weed is illegal?

All the time

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(x

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vaycunt:

Good morning

vaycunt:

Good morning

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officialunitedstates:

if you ever want to make a lot of money open up a restaurant and cut all the portions in half and then charge 5x as much and call it something french and have long waits for service

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hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

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officialunitedstates:

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty

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necrophilofthefuture:

realest.
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